on 23rd of March during Morning Plenary of Euro XPro 2008 in St. Petersburg/Russia, an alarming message reached the Austrian Delegation. Hostile pirates seem to have taken over the MC office and threaten us, that they would harm a cute innocent bunny, a future change agent and our beloved office plant, if we don’t bring them money, partners, EPs and talents (apparently the pirate’s leadership pipeline sucks)
It was in an enormous rush, that we wanted to flee the venue for saving the destiny of our country but first we called in an emergency meeting with the Austrian Delegation and consolidated with GSGN how to best react on such an infamous attack against our status as independent, Caribbean-phobic students organization.
I am writing you now from Zurich airport to announce the results of our urgent-headless-action plan:
Viktor our passionate VP ERe run off to the airport immediately to get the first plane to Vienna but unfortunately his thoughts were all with the innocent bunny so he didn’t look carefully at the departure gate and ended up sitting somewhere in Spain, flirting with an illegal immigrant parrot and refuses to come back.
Cathrin got so attached to the UK delegation, that she decided to head for an ice cream and cake future.
Amit never managed to get out of Russia as he broke down under the weight of the paperwork that was necessary for him to leave the country. When the Russian authorities found him lying on the floor under a huge pile of paper, they decided to put him into the permanent “Asian art” exhibition in Hermitage.
Karoline decided to quit MC in Austria and try out the strange offer that MCe of Switzerland made her of actually paying her for her work.
Zsófi found out, that she would finally get financial support from the Hungarian Government, if she would marry a Hungarian and get a kid with this guy. So she changed her return ticked with a German Business man who was badly missing the triple layer toilet paper in Austria.
Julia was so tired of the randomness of the Austrian delegations attempts to safe the country that she decided not to come back from her trip to Sweden.Currently we are trying to find out, if Vlad is still committed to the savior of the country, but due to the protective duty on all kind of communication from and to Russia and especially on internet, we have not succeeded so far.
Wishing you all the best for the future,
Your MC VPs 2007/09
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